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Episode F1: Pop goes death
Warning: The stories portrayed in this fan fiction are based on real Deaths, Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased, Do not attempt to copy any of the actions depicted. YOU WILL DIE!!!!
Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE.There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1000 WAYS TO DIE.
Date: June 1966
Location: Disneyland, California
Narrator: Ah Disneyland, who could forget it's fun rides, and all the joy it delivers? However, that's not always the case, it is only like that if you just learn to have fun there and always follow the rules. This No life cheapskate wanted to do the 1st one but not the 2nd one, meet George. George hated paying for things, and believed that the world revolved around him. George was trying to find a way in, but always failed. George than found a way to sneak inside, he decided to go on the monorail, and no, he wasn't going on a monorail, he was going on the monorail tracks and walking on them in order to get into Disneyland undetected. (IDIOT ALERT!) Please don't do what this idiot did, you will end up dead. George was halfway there. However, at this point some guards spotted him sneaking in and tried to tell his greedy butt to get down.
Guard 1: "Hey, Hey, what do you think you're doing up there?"
Narrator: But George being the self-centered jerk he is refused to take the guards orders.
George: "I'm trying to go to Disneyland, what do you think I'm doing?"
Guard 2: "Get down from there, it's not safe"
George:"Well who's going to make me?"
Guard 1: "We will, now get off that monorail before you get squished"
Narrator: George didn't listen to the guards and ran away, You can probably tell what's going to happen pretty soon. Eventually the guards called more guards, and kept telling him to get off, George made it to his destination and decided to climb down, Mission accomplished.
George: "Haha, so long suckers." (Monorail runs over George)
Narrator: Or not.
Guards: (Horrified and screaming at what they just saw)
Dr. Boyd Flinders (Surgeon): While George was about to get off the rail, the oncoming monorail ran him over and crushed most of the bones in his body and fractured his skull and causing a brain hemorrhage, he was also dragged 30-40 feet down the track which caused major damage to the skin, which killed him instantly.
Narrator: George was such a cheapskate that just wanted to ride on some rides at Disneyland, well he got a ride all right, and it only costed his life to ride.
Death #266: Mono-fail
Date: April 12 1964
Location: St. Mortiz, Switzerland
Narrator: There are many delusional people out there that think they can do something without practice. And Donny here was no exception. Donny wanted to be a professional skier, but just didn't have the skills. He never did the jumps right (Donny slips up jump and falls in snow), he slipped up on all slopes (Donny trips and roll down mountain), and overall can't ski for anything (Donny skis into tree).
(Professional Skier): Skiing is like any other sport, you can't expect to so it right the first few times. Skiing takes a lot of practice to get good at it. But no matter how good you are at it what matters most is if you learn from it and have fun from it.
Narrator: No matter what anybody says to him or someone is brutally honest to him, he still considers himself as the best skier on the mountain.
Skier 1: What a loser.
Donny: I don't care about you losers, I will be a much better skier than any of you losers would ever be.
Narrator: Donny then does the entire thing over to prove those people wrong, Donny hits a jump, and for once he finally made it, Donny then goes down a slope and actually makes it by pure connivence, And he finally jumps off the giant ski jump. And what does Donny do for all of this? He doesn't learn anything from it and just brags to the skiers who were being honest.
Donny: (Bragging) Whoo-Hoo, Yeah, in yo face losers, ha ha, you can't beat me.
Skiers: (Ski away scared)
Donny: You are just a bunch of sissies, you are now afraid of me now because I'm the best.
Narrator: The Skiers were running away from something, but it was not Donny. I'm not surprised since Donny was not that threatening to begin with. It's none other than an avalanche, Donny was trying to ski away, but as usual, he trips, falls, and gets knocked him out cold, literally. An avalanche occurs when new snow accumulates a more heavier layer of snow. Since the new snow is not compact, it can slide down the mountain's base.
Dr. Pavel Bindra (Cardiologist): When someone is buried in snow from an avalanche, they only have minutes or even hours to escape. Since this man was knocked out unconscious, he was not able to escape. When he was trapped under the snow, he was not able to breathe air out and breathed in the carbon dioxide building up in the snow. The carbon dioxide then tightened his lungs making it impossible for him to breathe, and less than a minute later he died from suffocation.
Narrator: Donny thought that he would be on top of everyone from just skiing, when he finally done it right for once, he thought he was the best. He went back to his real self, and got Frozen solid.
Death #536: Snowed under
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